Slap that MD next to my JD

LEGALMISFIT: wow. maybe you have super sinusitis

J-UNIT: that's what i'm thinking and i'll need to have super drugs. You should give me ideas so i can discuss with my doctor. omg - he's so going to drop me as a patient. i told craig that i needed to watch more house episodes and he was laughing and said "yes jen, you need to refer to episode 15" and i'm like 'dude my life is like a house episode cos they keep running tests and don't know what's wrong but unlike house, this has lasted way longer than one hour"

LEGALMISFIT: LOL and do you have a gimpy doc working on you?

J-UNIT: no but i've been sent to two other places to get tests done

LEGALMISFIT: oh- bird flu!

J-UNIT: OMG it better not stupid chicken with salad for lunch

LEGALMISFIT: are you going to get better before they diagnose you?

J-UNIT: doubtful cos now i have a slight cough and my nose is still stuffy and my ears feel like i'm on an airplane and i can't pop it. it's just pressure

LEGALMISFIT: what if you sneeze really hard?

J-UNIT then my head feels like it's going to explode

LEGALMISFIT: but it doesn't relieve the pressure?

J-UNIT: like i have to look at the tissue to see if there's brain matter. nope

LEGALMISFIT: gross

J-UNIT: pressure is still there

LEGALMISFIT: how will you know what brain matter looks like?

J-UNIT: dude i want to go weigh myself to see if i lost weight this week well i'm assuming grey? i'm basing this off of that show american dad and how the alien with the big brain head is grey

LEGALMISFIT: oh ok, i agree with that but let's hope its not part of the brain that you actually need that's coming out through your nose

J-UNIT: well since i haven't seen grey then i'm not concerned
but if i do, i'm putting it in a ziploc bag and going to the ER

LEGALMISFIT: make sure to label it

J-UNIT: seriously they should totally do a house episode on me
i will and i will make one of those tamper evident seals too

LEGALMISFIT: J-Unit --brain matter--dislodged from sneezing--1/30/08